i am sorry that i have not been able to post anything lately. it has come to my attention that i am getting married, and then going on a honeymoon.
i can't tell you what a shock this is...i mean, who the fuck would want to put up with me for the rest of their lives??
after i get back (in case you just have to know, we're spending 12 or so days on maui), i plan to continue to provide what is hopefully some of the best ranting and browbeating around. There have been some specific situations that have provided a shit load of fodder for some great causticteching...
and if you bastards behave yourselves, maybe i'll post some pictures...
Maui?!? You luck bastard!
....oh, and I guess a congratulations is in order too.
Posted by: skicow | September 02, 2004 at 12:27 PM
see ya at the wedding bro!
Posted by: Donger | September 02, 2004 at 12:35 PM
thanks!
Posted by: causticPhil | September 02, 2004 at 02:49 PM
congrats!
getting married also, so I hope I won't notice your absence of posts (unless I can convince my fiance to allow me to carry the laptop to the honeymoon. I am losing the argumet by now :)
Posted by: sergio | September 02, 2004 at 09:30 PM
sergio: congrats as well! have fun on the honeymoon...
Posted by: causticPhil | September 03, 2004 at 07:06 AM
NO NO NO NO NO NO NO...
No computer books
No computer games
No computer work
No computer talk
Nothing with "Dot-slash-net-sharp-server" or anything even remotely related...
If I even so much as hear the words uttered from you on our honeymoon we are getting an anullment!!!
Love,
Wifey
Posted by: Laura | September 03, 2004 at 07:09 AM
congratulations!
while in Maui, you'll definitely want to check out the "Old Lahaina Luau". simply awesome. (http://www.oldlahainaluau.com)
Posted by: oz | September 03, 2004 at 08:08 AM
oz: thanks... the last time i was in hawaii i checked out that same luaua, and you are definitely right. it is definitely something else...
Posted by: causticPhil | September 03, 2004 at 09:00 AM
Maui? Take one of the bike rides down Mt Haleakala. The sunrise ones are really worth it. It is well worth getting up at like 3-4am to get on one. It is also fun to laugh at the folks who drove up there, and are leaving before the sun gets up, because they want to avoid traffic; those guys probably leave a ball game in the 5th inning to avoid the traffic of the folks leaving in the 7th inning.
And grats.
Posted by: Peter | September 03, 2004 at 09:41 AM
pete: thanks!
the bike ride sounds cool, now if i could ever get up at 3:00am...
Posted by: causticPhil | September 03, 2004 at 02:47 PM
Congrats Phil may it be the best thing you've ever done. Mine was.
Posted by: Andy | September 03, 2004 at 02:54 PM
Pics of the honeymoon? I don't know if the world can handle naked Phil shots.
Posted by: Jeremy Brayton | September 03, 2004 at 06:34 PM
Congrats. Have fun :)
Posted by: Nicolai A. Kollner | September 05, 2004 at 12:00 PM
Happy wedding and all that...
Posted by: The Fixer | September 10, 2004 at 08:29 AM
Congrats Phil!
Posted by: Bill | September 18, 2004 at 01:22 PM
Congrats Phil!!! If anything, marriage should make you that much more caustic! Ha Ha only serious.
Seriuosly though, congrats. Now do your husbandly duties then get back to blogging!
Posted by: Scott C. Reynolds | October 03, 2004 at 01:16 PM
Hey congrats Phil...you took the plunge!
Hope you have an "uneventful" honeymoon with no shit popping up from ANY developer!
Cheers
BM
Posted by: Brian Madsen | October 23, 2004 at 09:05 PM
You dogshit scooper! Excellent rant and rave you lazy piece of shit! Getting married is like biting your own ass---a skill that is difficult to develop! And why do you think they call your partner the "opposite sex"? BECAUSE THEY DO EXACTLY THE OPPOSITE OF WHAT YOU WANT THEM TO!
And fuck computer hardware too---the same cocksuckers who write lazy code also create shitty hardware disasters---you know it!
Data processing, it's attendant hardware, and low-ball slimy fucking code ball busting imbecile programming cunt fucks are the detritus of the functioning real world! FUCK COMPUTERS---the biggest fucking waste of time, energy, and mindpower ever devised! Yeah!
Go get married---and make sure you start training for an alternate career, 'cause this shit is for sucking donkey dicklicking micro-managing-mindfucks! WHEW!
Posted by: CausticSoda | October 26, 2004 at 03:04 AM
Got married on top Haleakala at sunrise and then 13 in the wedding party rode down the mountain. Great time!!! Interesting what you find when you type in "fuck computers" into Google.
Posted by: Marteen | November 10, 2004 at 09:55 PM
Married??
I'll ask this ONE more time for the benefit of all present...
"Have you learned NOTHING from those that have gone before you?"
:)
Anyway, congrats.
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